I smile at people’s dogs on the street.
I don’t normally pay attention to who’s on the other end of the leash.
This morning, there was a man twice my age at the other end of the leash.
He took my liking for his puggle as an invitation.
He complimented my shoes
And asked if I got them on eBay. (eBay?)
I said no.
He asked if I ever shopped on eBay.
I said not really.
He then said “eBay is this website where…”
I KNOW WHAT EBAY IS, DUDE!
I may never smile again.
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